Services Offered
Tarot & Oracle Workings
Hang your questions out to dry. $40 Book It
Sometimes all you need is a little fresh air and a fresh perspective.
The Clothesline Reading is designed to help you step back and see the bigger picture of your life. This thoughtfully arranged spread explores your current state of mind, the challenges you're working through, your career and communication, your romantic relationships, your home and family life, the habits and thought patterns shaping your experiences, and the most likely outcome if you continue on your present path.
Like hanging the laundry out on a sunny afternoon, this reading helps clear away the mental clutter, bringing hidden patterns into the light so you can move forward with greater confidence and clarity.
Perfect for: everyday guidance, quick life check-ins, relationship questions, career insight, or whenever you need a little clarity before taking your next step.
A full serving of clarity with all the fixings. $60 Book It
When life leaves you with more questions than answers, the Dinner Plate Reading offers a complete look at your situation. This signature spread explores the heart of the matter, your present circumstances, what you're leaving behind, the opportunities unfolding ahead, lessons from the past, how others perceive you, how you see yourself, the hopes or fears influencing your decisions, guidance for your next step, and the most likely outcome if you continue on your current path.
Whether you're facing a crossroads, navigating relationships, or seeking reassurance, this reading serves up meaningful insight with a generous helping of practical guidance.
Perfect for: life transitions, relationship questions, career decisions, and gaining a deeper understanding of where you're headed.
Sophisticated insight with a twist. $85 Book It
Sometimes the Universe calls for more than a quick answer. The Martini Glass Reading is a comprehensive exploration of your journey, offering a refined look at the influences shaping your life and the opportunities waiting ahead.
This deluxe spread examines where you stand today, what you're expecting, and the unexpected possibilities that may be just around the corner. Together, we'll explore lessons from your past, the path unfolding before you, the challenges you're navigating, the responsibilities you're being called to embrace, the obstacles standing in your way, the support available to you, your hopes and fears, guidance for your next steps, how others perceive your journey, and what you're ultimately working toward.
Like a perfectly crafted cocktail, every ingredient has its purpose. By the end of your reading, you'll have a deeper understanding of your circumstances and a clearer vision of how to move forward with confidence.
Perfect for: major life decisions, career changes, relationships, personal growth, spiritual exploration, or whenever you're ready for a deeper conversation with the cards.
Every slice tells a story. $110 Book It
Some questions deserve more than a single answer. The Pie Plate Reading offers a panoramic view of your situation through an expansive 18-card tableau, revealing how the many pieces of your story fit together.
Rather than focusing on one moment in time, this spread explores the past, present, and future energies surrounding your question while uncovering the influences shaping your journey. Together, we'll identify what lies within your control, what is best surrendered to the natural flow of events, and the significant energies working behind the scenes.
Like a freshly baked pie, each piece contributes to the whole. As the tableau unfolds, individual messages connect to reveal a rich, detailed narrative, offering clarity, perspective, and confidence as you move forward.
Your Pie Plate Reading includes:
- 🃏 An expansive 18-card tableau
- ⏳ Past, present, and future influences
- ⚖️ What you can control and what you cannot
- ✨ Significant energies shaping your path
- 🧭 Practical guidance for moving forward
Perfect for: complex situations, major decisions, relationship dynamics, life transitions, or anyone seeking a comprehensive understanding of the bigger picture.
A timeless oracle, served fresh. $25 Book It
Sometimes the answers you're looking for aren't found in the cards. They're found in the wisdom that's been guiding seekers for more than 3,000 years.
The I Ching, or Book of Changes, is one of the world's oldest systems of divination. Through the traditional casting of coins, a unique hexagram is created, revealing the energy surrounding your question and the opportunities for growth, transformation, and understanding.
Rather than predicting a fixed future, the I Ching offers thoughtful guidance, helping you understand the natural flow of events and how your choices can shape what comes next. Each reading is accompanied by an intuitive interpretation, translating this ancient wisdom into practical insight you can apply to your everyday life.
Whether you're facing a crossroads, seeking clarity, or simply curious about what the Universe has to say, the Fortune Cookie Special serves up timeless wisdom with a modern twist.
Your Fortune Cookie Special includes:
- 🥠 Traditional Three-Coin I Ching Casting
- ☯️ Personalized Hexagram Interpretation
- ✨ Intuitive guidance tailored to your question
- 📖 Practical insight you can carry with you long after the reading
Perfect for: decision making, life transitions, creative inspiration, spiritual reflection, or anyone looking for a fresh perspective from an ancient source of wisdom.
The deluxe ride through your next 12 months. $175 Book It
The open road is calling, and the Cadillac Reading is your first-class journey into the year ahead.
This signature experience begins with a Five Crystal Drop, where the elemental energies of Fire, Earth, Air, Water, and Spirit reveal how you'll be invited to illuminate, understand, heal, build, and become over the next twelve months. Each crystal creates a unique energetic map, uncovering the themes that will shape your personal journey.
Your reading is then expanded with an in-depth tarot consultation, bringing greater clarity to the opportunities, challenges, timing, and lessons that await you throughout the year.
To complete your annual forecast, you'll receive a personalized 20-page Solar Return Chart, providing a detailed astrological interpretation of your upcoming birthday year. This comprehensive report explores the planetary influences unique to you, offering additional insight into your personal growth, relationships, career, finances, and spiritual development over the next twelve months.
Together, the crystals, tarot, and astrology create a powerful roadmap designed to help you navigate the year with confidence, intention, and clarity.
Your Cadillac Reading includes:
- 🔮 Five Crystal Drop Elemental Reading
- 🃏 Comprehensive Tarot Reading
- 🌞 Personalized 20-page Solar Return Chart
- 🗺️ A complete 12-month intuitive and astrological forecast
Perfect for: birthdays, New Year's intentions, major life transitions, career planning, spiritual growth, or anyone ready to embrace the next chapter with purpose.
Quirky Magick Mail™ Personalized Just for You
Imagine opening your mailbox to find a beautiful blue envelope filled with a little
magick created just for you.
Each month, Quirky Magick Mail delivers a personalized snail mail experience
inspired by your unique zodiac sign. Inside, you'll discover:
✨ A zodiac-specific crystal horoscope tailored to your sign
🔮 A monthly tarot card reading to guide your energy and intentions
📖 A thoughtful journal prompt designed for reflection and growth
🌿 An exclusive zen-inspired sticker to brighten your day and your space
In a world of endless emails and notifications, Quirky Magick Mail brings a touch of wonder back to your mailbox. Every month is a new opportunity to connect with yourself, embrace cosmic guidance, and enjoy the simple joy of receiving something
special through the mail.
Watch for that signature blue envelope and let a little magick find its way to you.
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Quirky Magick Mail™
$11/ month USD
A little cosmic guidance. A little self-discovery. A lot of mailbox magick.
Quirky Magick Mail is a monthly snail mail subscription created just for you. Every month, you'll receive a beautifully curated blue envelope filled with personalized insights and inspiration based on your zodiac sign.
Inside you'll find:
🔮 Your Zodiac Crystal Horoscope & Tarot read
Discover the crystal energies aligned with your sign and the month ahead, plus a tarot card and interpretation just for you.
✨ Monthly Spiritual Vibe & Yoga Pose
A featured tidbit on spirituality to help guide your focus, intentions, and personal journey, plus a defining yoga pose to align your mind, body, & spirit.
📔 Reflective Journal Prompt & Goddess Energy
Thoughtfully crafted prompts to encourage mindfulness, growth, and self-exploration.
🌿 Exclusive Zen-Inspired Sticker
A unique sticker designed to add a touch of positivity and magick to your journal, laptop, water bottle, or sacred space.
In a world dominated by screens and notifications, Quirky Magick Mail offers a meaningful pause. It's a monthly ritual delivered right to your mailbox, blending astrology, tarot, reflection, and a little bit of wonder.
Because sometimes the most magical messages arrive the old-fashioned way.
Look for the signature blue envelope each month and let the universe send you a little something special.
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Astrological Charts
Natal charts, solar return charts, lunar charts, and relationship charts play significant roles in the realm of spirituality, offering individuals profound insights into their soul's journey and interpersonal dynamics.
A natal chart, cast at the exact moment of one’s birth, serves as a personalized map of the heavens, revealing the unique traits and potential challenges one may face in life.
Solar return charts, created for the moment the Sun returns to its natal position each year, provide guidance on the themes and opportunities that may arise in the coming year, acting as a cosmic reset.
Lunar charts, which track the phases of the Moon, help individuals connect with their emotional landscape and intuitive selves, allowing for deeper self-reflection.
Lastly, relationship charts, or synastry, explore the connections between two individuals’ natal charts, shedding light on compatibility, challenges, and growth opportunities within partnerships. Together, these astrological tools enhance spiritual understanding and personal growth, enabling individuals to align more closely with their true selves and illuminate their path in life.
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Tarot & Oracle Card Readings
In the realm of spirituality, tarot and oracle card readings serve as powerful tools for self-discovery and guidance.
Tarot cards, with their rich symbolism and intricate imagery, can provide deep insights into one’s life journey, helping individuals to reflect on their past, understand their present, and contemplate their future. Each card holds unique meanings and interpretations, which can unlock hidden wisdom and foster a greater connection to the self and the universe.
Oracle cards, on the other hand, offer a more flexible and intuitive approach to divination. Unlike the structured nature of tarot, oracle decks come in various themes and messages, allowing for a personalized reading tailored to the seeker’s spiritual needs.
Whether you’re seeking clarity in a particular situation or simply looking to enhance your spiritual practice, both tarot and oracle card readings can deepen your understanding of your inner self and provide comfort as you navigate life’s complexities.
Here is some important information regarding readings with Quirky Magick:
1. Payment is due at time of booking confirmation.
2. Payment may be made via PayPal, which will be provided at time of booking.
3. If you no-show for your time, you will receive an emailed reading within 72 hours.
4. No refunds.
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